You’re much stronger than you think you are
I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.
(Source: kelleycarries, via just-another-dead-dave-strider)
sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
(via asscrackdan)
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
(via asscrackdan)
| Me with romantic interest: | Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :) |
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| Me with platonic friend: | YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED. |
| Me with closest friend: | What up, foul beast? You smell of butts. I'm going to fuck your mum. |
If this gets 1,000 notes, I will arrange and record a flash mob of “They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard” in the middle of the National Zoo
idk if you’re kidding but
if this is indeed your will THEN GONDOR WILL SEE IT DONE
I am so not kidding. I’ve always wanted to do a flashmob, but I’d want to know that at least a few hundred people would want to watch the video, first.
(via keepitsimplestupid177)
That awkward moment when the cactus turns into a llama.
OMG I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE HOW COULD THAT SLIP BY OMG WHAT?!
OH MY GOD
HOW?!?!
because we’re going to meet jamie campbell bower at the london signing, we want to give him a book full of the urls of the people who love him
so reblog this post (likes wont count) and i’ll enter your url in a nice book and give it to him to show our love!
i’m buying the book tomorrow so i’ll post updates as i go!
reblog away!
(via fandomblogger)
I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS FUCKING SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAYI FUCKING MISS DEATH
Friendly reminder that Hiromu Arakawa said in an interview that Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye would’ve been married if it weren’t for the military fratnerzation laws (◕‿◕✿)
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hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
ignor 4 satan
reblog 4 good
I would just like to point out this picture isn’t legit, and this girl is bullshitting to get popular on Tumblr.
If you look at the background along with her shirt, you can see she used photo booth or something to make her face look wider….. just sayin….
my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
this picture is such bullshit. Its obvious that the person cut their face in half and made a mirror of it.
If you’re gonna Photoshop something, do it right dumbass, and don’t try to turn it into a sob story. It is not funny.
my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
ok are you kidding me. look at her. look at lindo. she already has so much to go though. she has no fucking nipples. everyday people laugh at her. EVERY FUCKING DAY. she posted this thinking she’d be safe here, because tumblr is supposed to be a safe place, what with all the anti bullying and whatnot. and yet here you guys are. judging her. ridiculing her. hating on her for trying to get her life story out. all she wants is for someone to listen and this is what she gets. you guys make me sick. lindo we will never forget. #prayforlindo
i found this in my laptop.
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
(Source: darrynek, via elijah-is-morning-wood)
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
(via endlesslysherlocked)
when a really good storyline is ruined by an unnecessary/forced romantic subplot
(via dean-weeniechester)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via royal-dirtbag)
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